Thursday, March 29, 2007

Aaron Kinney is the man!

Frank Walton just got his ass handed to him by Aaron Kinney who took the time to expose the sort of dishonest tactics that Frank Walton engages in.

Check out the blog posts:
The first post on the issue.

The second post on the issue.

So if Frank Walton wants to ridicule Aaron because he would rather live in a nudist colony than in a burkha town, one must wonder... Would Frank rather live in a place where religious oppression reigns supreme? Would Frank rather live in a town where all the women are forced to wear burkhas? We think you must assume the answer to those questions is "yes."

We tip our kool-aids to you Aaron, thanks for wasting your time on such a dishonest moron so that we don't have to! We love you!

About commenting in our blog

The "beauty" of exposing the morons who we expose is the sort of stupidity and dishonest tactics they use. Typically they do anything but actually address arguments for theism, and when these schmucks actually do try to make an argument for theism, they're some of the lamest the world has ever heard. It seems they can't get a point across unless they act childishly or attack people personally. Gotta love people like Frank Walton, huh?

Did you know that Frank Walton actually advocates kicking in the teeth of other people? He actually wants you to add insult to physical injury and "tell them Frank Walton says hi." I agree with Frank on one thing, Mission Accomplished, thanks for proving the point that people like you are the reason there are people like us as Greydon Square told you.

Whew, I haven't had this many theists attack me personally since I kissed a girl outside of a church when I was 15 years old!

Anyway, my dear readers, be warned! If you want a comment posted in our blog, keep the stupidity and anything we disagree with off our site. It won't be allowed. Basically what I'm saying is, unless you agree with me don't even bother responding.

Rules of this blog are adapted from Frank Walton who censors ANYONE who ever exposes him as a dishonest fuck on his blog.

Perhaps a few rules will be in order:

  • Don't use stupidity or theist tactics. *ROLL EYES* unless it serves some kind of purpose, I won't allow it.
  • Stay on topic. Meaning if I have a blog post on the topic of evolution and you randomly post a comment about how much atheists suck, well, you won't be seeing it. Also, rarely, will I allow off-topic posts (or off-topic links) in the blogs.
  • No filibustering. If you continue to hack away without properly responding to your opponent, it won't be put in the blog.
  • Do be mature. I know it's hard for some theists out there to do that, but If you act like little immature brats you won't have a say in this blog.
  • No flippant "whatever" remarks. If there's an argument and your whole response is "pffft! whatever!" and that's it. Well, you won't see your comment published. You must touch on what the post says and engage properly.

Pretty easy, eh?

Razorcade falls asleep while recording

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Chuck Norris Wants Bible Education in Public Schools

Martial arts maven Chuck Norris, legend has it, can defeat packs of savage wild animals, hordes of vicious, armed goons, and even onrushing Mack trucks with nothing more than his hands and feet. Now, Norris wants to kick secularism's ass - he wants the Bible back in public schools. But roundhouse kicks or even the "claw of death" are not especially useful for slipping a sectarian Bible course curriculum touting fake history into public schools. Stealthy, social tactics are needed. Will Chuck Norris become a Liar For Jesus ? We don't yet know but Norris has touted the work of the National Council On Bible Curriculum In Public Schools as it sneaks, in a slick wrapper of dubious and flat-out fraudulent takes on American history, its Christian nationalist Bible course curriculum into public schools, cities, and towns across America. Meet the The National Council On Bible Curriculum In Public Schools (NCBCPS), a stealth effort associated with the far right Council On National Policy and led by a woman who has said God has commanded her to bring the Bible back into public education.

Watch the video too!

more here...

Friday, March 23, 2007

Parody of a parody of a parody

That's right.

Frank Walton™ made a blog parody of our blog (sort of).

You can check it out right here.

To be honest, I like the blog because I love parodies. But I think Frank™ is taking our blog too seriously. This is simply a parody of his and it was meant to make him and other people laugh, because..well, it's a parody.

I'm not sure if it's really Frank™, because the writing tone is so different. Another thing, the writer of the Infidel Mike blog tried to make me sound like a homosexual or at least very, well you know...

...then it's much better like that, alright?! And Rook Hawkins is cute!

And here...

I have to admit that the blog and profile is funny. Only 15 blogs and they're not that bad. Too bad he couldn't link me to the blog himself, though.

But it had the same information from my myspace page and it remind me of the myspace stalker.

Hopefully, it's not a friend of Frank™ or a clone writing those blogs. Otherwise, stuff like this is still happening to good ol' Frank™.

Anyway, I hope Frank™ is not mad about some of the things my contributors and I have written about him. Also, if we write about another theist, don't take it seriously and don't get offended.

This is simply a parody.

Even though my myspace blog says something different.

I try my best to defend atheists with my "Atheism Sucks!" sucks blog.

I thought that the reader of my blog from myspace would at least figure out right away that it was a parody once clicking to see it. Oh well.

And yes, real atheists contribute to this blog.

I still haven't finished reading the blogs from the parody, I'll get to it. They're pretty funny.

My favorite blog is this one.


P.S. I hope Frank can still enjoy reading my blogs and I will enjoy reading his blog posts, too.

Frank buys atheist goodies

But I have everything in that bundle of goodies except the oh so valuable picture of RRS and the Proclaim CD. And I got all this stuff for under $83 dollars. In other words, I saved.


It looks like Frank™ is so serious about his wish for the RRS to become rich and famous that he buys our products.

Thank you, my friend.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Frank Walton and his "wife" during Spring Break at a beach

Well, I'm not really sure if Frank™ is married.

*Shrugs* But oh well...

Anyway, imagine Frank™ with his wife™ at Venice Beach.

Look at Frank! Holding his wife's hand while staring at her big breasts (Frank doesn't like small breasts.)

Suddenly, he is reminded that he will eventually be turned on by his busty wife because she's in her bikini. Now, imagine Frank™ telling his wife to put on a Burkha so he can avoid getting an erection in public.

Frank: Hey baby, put this Burkha on, ok?

Wife: But Frank, we're at the beach.

Frank: I don't care, put it on. I wouldn't like it if Aaron Kinney saw you in your bikini...or nude.

Wife: Well, I don't want people seeing me with you.

Frank: What do you mean?

Wife: Frank, you're wearing Batman underwear at the beach...

*Frank™ puts on Burkha*

Frank:What Batman underwear?

Wife: *SIGH*

(Aaron Kinney passing by)

Frank: There he is! The guy that would rather live in a nudist colony than in Burkhatown!

Aaron Kinney: Hey Frank, do you have sex with your wife with that Burkha on?

Frank: And do you watch the occasional porno and engage in out-of-wedlock sex?!

Wife: Did somebody say sex? I want some of it!

Frank: That was me baby, and we can have some of it later.

Wife (while looking at Frank™ wearing the Burkha): Oh...

Aaron Kinney: Actually, I'm the one that said sex first. Look...

Aaron Kinney: Hey Frank, do you have sex with your wife with that Burkha on?

Frank: did you do that thing with the "quote" if we're having a live conversation?

Aaron Kinney: It doesn't matter. My point is that you look like an idiot wearing that Burkha.

Frank: Duh! That's because you would rather see me naked, you pervert!

Wife: Frank, why are you assuming that he wants to see you naked?

Frank: Because he just said that I look like an idiot because I'm wearing this Burkha! And he admitted that he would rather live in a nudist colony than Burkhatown. Anyway, get out of here, Aaron. You are a pervert!

Wife: Frank, just leave him alone!

Frank: As for you, put this damn Burkha on! You look like a slut.

Wife: Frank! You've never talked to me like that before! You're a Christian, you should be nice. What would Jesus do?

Frank: Oh please, He did call people a brood of vipers fit for hell. How so un-Christ like of Christ, huh? He also called people hypocrites, and white-washed tombs. Now, I want you to put on your Burkha because you're my wife, a lady, and a Walton™, not a whore.

And they lived happily ever after?

Scientist Finds the Beginnings of Morality in Primate Behavior

Scientist Finds the Beginnings of Morality in Primate Behavior
By Nicholas Wade.

Bible: The Movie

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

This song annoys my Christians friends. It's probably because the members of Chumbawamba are atheists.

Enjoy, you bastards!

Sam Harris vs. Andrew Sullivan

The debate between Sam Harris and Andrew Sullivan continues.
Read here.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

How important is Devin?

Devin wrote to Frank Walton™ a few days ago on MySpace about "being booted" from the stickam room. I wonder if the message was really that important to Frank™, after all...he did receive that message on the 17th. Frank™ posted this blog about James White on the same day that he received Devin's message, too.

Why did he wait 4 days to post a blog about Devin being booted? Was Devin's message from MySpace important enough for Frank™ to post a blog about it 4 days later?

And why is Devin in our stickam room?

It's our PRIVATE stickam room!


This is what Devin says.

yeah, i pretty much sign into the group during their shows, and i point out everything wrong that they say until they kick me out

LOL! Whatever!

I'll bet that Devin never points out anything wrong that we say every time he's in the stickam room. It's pretty obvious that the moron is lying, Frank Walton-style™.

He's just making a silly claim. In fact, I pretty much owned him at FreeThinkingTeens.

(Devin is not the only 22-year-old that went to FreeThinkingTeens to debate with teens.)

There's no way that this 22-year-old that got owned at FreeThinkingTeens (and also refused to go to the RRS forum) points out the wrong stuff that we say.

He's a liar!

As for James White, I doubt that White is open to being a guest on the RRS show. Prove me wrong, James.

RRS site was attacked

Stupid theists, they can't stop us.

Christians don't want to be Christians?

Like I said before, Christians puzzle me.

Lately, Christians have shown interest in freethought. One former Christian that comes to mind is JimmieJ, and he is P-Dunn's friend.

If you are registered at TheologyWeb, you can read JimmieJ's profile.

His profile says that he's agnostic and evolutionist!

The following is from his TheologyWeb profile.

Recently, I observed the utter lack of evidence for Christianity, or theism in general, and I've taken on that hallowed mantle of indecisiveness - agnostic. My friends keep trying to convert me though.

Congratulations, my brother.

You can read JimmieJ's blog post about leaving apologetics right here.

I can understand why Christians don't want to be Christians though. It's probably because of people like people like this and stuff like this.

I'm not sure if "Pastor" Donnie Davies is a fraud, but he seems like a real Christian to me!

This thread that was started by a Theist at the Rational Response Squad forum could be one of the many reasons that some Christians decide to leave Christianity!

Another Update:
Click here to see JimmieJ debate a theist!

Atheist comedian whips Frank Walton!

Atheist stand-up comedian, Keith Lowell Jensen, wrote a blog about Frank Walton's debate style on MySpace.

Click here to see Frank Walton™ try his best to defend himself but gets his butt whipped!

Religious nuts in Texas seek to ban book about book banning!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Christians have one thing in common...

It's really cool to debate with Christians because the fun part is beating them.

And it's a great feeling when you win.

One thing about Christians really puzzles me, though. I mean, if God can answer their prayers, then why do Christians cry like babies, spew lies on the internet and of course, why can't they just shut up?

Why do they care so much about converting atheists?

Why do Christians want atheists to be kicked out of the U.S?

Why are Christians the only ones that get on TV and brag about how they are helping the poor?

Why do crazy Christians want to ban a book about book banning?

Why do they commit so many hate crimes against gays and lesbians?

Why do Christians stalk atheists?

And how come Christians don't want evolution to be taught in schools when evolution has already been proven to be a fact?!


Just look at the picture I posted. Sure, those Christians look happy and friendly. But just think about how much power they have in the U.S.A. and what they can do.

Scary, isn't it?

Saturday, March 17, 2007

LilChicken is a child abuser!

I found this at Yahoo! Message Boards, where 22-year-old LilChicken has been attempting to convert teens (Unsuccessfully, that is.)

(For some reason, the br tags show up for me.)

Look at that, huh? She wants to make kids cry!

And this is coming from a chicken who wet her rear feathers when challenged to go to the RRS forums.

See how she spells "have"!

It's certain, idiot!

Oh well. She needs a fifth-grade level dictionary, that's for sure.

That doesn't change the fact that she's abusing kids, though.

Child abuser alert, parents!

Reverend endorses Rational Response Squad tactics!

The Rational Response Squad comes under fire from time to time for engaging in honest tactics. They tend to speak their mind, and respect people to a high degree that they don't tell white lies and sugarcoat reality. However some see their blunt honesty as disrespectful. Recently Reverend David Williams made a blog post in which he entices the Rational Response Squad to an appearance, he never sent it to the Squad himself but coming from someone who ASSumes there is a god, one can easily see why he'd ASSume the RRS would get the invite. In a lengthy email exchange while inviting Reverend David Williams on the show, an RRS Show Producer said the following, "I would like to point out that your blog post requesting an interview does seem a bit on the arrogant side in my personal opinion."

A portion of the Reverend's response was as follows:

Was my blog post confrontational? Sure. But as you folks have noticed, that tends to get the attention of the one you want to talk with. If the RRS had hit YouTube with an "I'm an Atheist, and That's OK" campaign instead of a "Blasphemy Challenge," do you honestly think you'd have gotten Fox News and Laura Ingraham and others to take the hook? Or gotten more than 15 people to do it?

from Rev David Williams
Trinity Presbyterian Church of Bethesda

Here is the blog.

So as you now see not only do Christians hate the Rational Response Squad, they have become exactly what they hate. It stands to reason that Reverends are now endorsing the tactics of the Rational Response Squad. That's good for them, I'm glad. Now the next step is endorsing basic logic and reasoning skills and maybe religious terrorists like Reverend David Williams can soon join us on the side of reality!

PS. Of course RRS has accepted the show challenge.

Friday, March 16, 2007

The Rapture will be televised

But did it ever occur to you that religious people calling other religious people crazy is a little like non-popped kernels pointing the finger at the popcorn? Stay in the pan long enough and you're likely to pop too.

'The Rapture will be Televised' by Æsahættr.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Atheist Blood Drive Begins!

See the video on YouTube


The Blood Drive has begun! Start logging your donations of blood on our site today! Easy registration that requires no verification!

View the Press Release.

Sponsored by: The Rational Response Squad and The Center for Atheism.

Would you like your organization to unite with us and be listed here as an affiliate? If so, please see this page for details.

I got that from a bulletin on myspace, so I'm posting that here on my blog because I think the Atheist Blood Drive is a good idea.

While Christians are too busy praying, we will give blood!

Now, you stupid Christians are thinking "So atheists only want to give blood on certain days, huh?!"

That's not true!

We give blood all the time, it's just that on National Prayer Day, atheists will show how much we care about donating and giving blood that we will continue donating on such a day.

If it were not for atheists, nothing would get done on National Day of Prayer, so we are starting this Atheist Blood Drive to keep helping people.

While Christians are napping, I mean...praying...atheists will be saving lives.

Please don't take it the wrong way, Christians.

But seriously...National Day of Prayer?!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

New Home

With the help of an investor who wishes to remain anonymous the Rational Response Squad is in the process of purchasing a large home to run RRS operations for the next 30 years and beyond. Satisfying a desire to help humanity overcome theism Kelly, Rook, and Sapient have committed to each other to work and live together in a single house so that we can become more efficient and more productive. Rook will be moving to full time status and while Kelly will continue to work part time, it's our goal that at some point she'll be able to work on nothing else other than Rational Response Squad related business alongside of Rook and myself. Words can't express how thankful we are to have helped start such a large, thriving, and helpful community. Although we may be at our computers a little less in the short term as we coordinate the logistics of purchasing a home, moving into it, furnishing it, and outfitting "the bunker" with the highest level of security the industry has to offer, we promise to bust our butts for you in the long term. Your continued support will become more important than ever. A special thank you to our anonymous investor, you have gone beyond the call of duty and we will be forever indebted to you for all of the help and support you are offering us, without you, this wouldn't be possible.

And then Brian adds:

Our investor has decided to help pay for over 50% of a home to be lived in by Rook, Kelly, and Sapient so that we may be able to work more often and more effectively. This plan of course is beneficial to him as it is not a hand out, he will own a large portion of the home. However this particular activist (who will appear on the show at some point) will be doing more for us financially than anyone has in our lives. The few people who know about this assistance have been floored by his generosity and I'd like to use this thread as an opportunity for folks to thank him for his assistance in helping to bring critical thought to the masses. Please speak your piece...

In Rationality,

Brian Sapient

This is good for the RRS, I wish them the best.

Frank DID say that he hopes that the RRS becomes rich and a household name, so it looks like his wishes and prayers for the Rational Response Squad are coming true.

I would have kept my mouth shut if I were Frank Walton™ though.

Anyway, thanks Anonymous Investor.

Now it's time for the Rational Response Squad to free humanity from the mind disease known as Theism.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Cluck cluck, LilChicken

Lilangelofterror is a fundie (Yes, that's right.) who posts at TheologyWeb.

She is a 22-year-old hen who registered at FreethinkingTeens. Yep, she is 22 and joined a teens site since she thought her IQ was equivalent to that of a minor. (It turned out the atheist teens are more intelligent than her, which isn't a surprise due to her pea-sized brain.)

Anyway, when challenged to, she refused to go over to the RRS forums. LilChicken knew what was going to happen to her, and she ran away clucking in fear from getting grilled and barbequed by the experts. Poor terrified chicken, does someone need a pat? Cluck cluck! How about some fresh birdseed? There ya go, lots of delicious seed, li'l chicken!

After a few weeks of hiding out in her coop while she glued her feathers back on, she returned to the FreethinkingTeens forum, but got her chicken ass whipped and creamed.

Oh, and she thinks she can convert teens on Yahoo! Message Boards also.

Cory Washington

I used to go to the same church as Frank Walton. We all pretty much thought he was gay, or at the very least very, very effeminate, plus he was always quite silly, yet had no sense of humor. His parents have a bit of money, and they always seemed a bit embarrased that he always did so poorly in school. I think he's a bit mentally challenged; he just always came across kind of dumb. I don't mean that in a mean way. He could toilet and feed himself. But I remember his folks got him a job as a target greeter/bag boy/guy who brings a big item to your car on a flat cart. He did help me get my big TV in my Honda by cutting it out of the box. I haven't seen him there for awhile. He still lives with his parents and the college he's attending is one of those bible correspondence things. I wouldn’t be surprised if he's got a doctorate by now; too bad he can't spell or use the English language.
I wish he'd find something else to do. He really is an embarrassment to his folks


That is so funny!

Check out The Uncredible Hallq's blog and read the blog comments.

Here is another one from Cory.

I'm the real Corey, and yes, Frank is mentally challenged. He works at the car wash now I think. I heard somebody in the neighborhood mention it. I haven't seen him myself though.


I always thought that The Frank Walton™ would at least have a job as a crash test dummy.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Mr. Walton admits he needs evidence to believe

Frank Walton™ admitted in his blog, 'Brian Flemming's "teapot" questions', that he needs evidence to believe.

8) What is the minimum it would take for you to believe that there was a flying teapot orbiting the sun between earth and mars?

Evidence. Duh!

Just check out the blog comments. All those stupid theists don't seem to get the point of Flemming's Teapot questions.

Still...I wonder why Frank Walton™ needs evidence to believe.

Oh yeah, because there's no evidence for the existence of the Teapot and...God!

You are now an atheist, just like me, Mr. Frank Walton™.

Congratulations. You are now free.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Blogton encouages Christians

After a hard day's work, I was about to go to sleep and I was like, "Fuck it, let me check out Frank's blog right quick".

The first blog I read was "Richard Dawkins - the cry baby". As I was scrolling down to post a comment, I noticed that Frank had another blog I've never read before.

Check it out, Christians.
"I encouage Christians to take the Blasphemy Challenge"

Notice how Frank Blogton spells encourage.

What a way to start off the blog!

That's right! You heard it from me: Frank Walton. I would like you guys to take the blasphemy challenge. Best of all you get a free copy of The God Who Wasn't There DVD.

The DVD is optional.

Frank, if you're going to encouage Christians to take the Blasphemy Challenge, at least get the facts straight.

Listen Christians:
If you would like for us to send you a movie, let us know by sending us an email with your address and link to your video, but only if you want it!

But the whole point of the Blasphemy Challenge is for atheists to come out of the closet and piss Christians off.

Yeah, we said that we will keep doing this Blasphemy Challenge until the end of Christianity, but again...we said that to piss Christians off.

And it is working! Hahahahah!

It's a hilarious documentary that actually thinks it's telling the truth. Personally, I had a good laugh after watching it.

Wait a minute. How did you get a copy?

Here's the thing though, when you say "I deny the Holy Spirit" you don't have to mean it - you could say it demonstrably.


I'm starting to wonder why you really wrote this blog.

Was it to promote the Blasphemy Challenge, encouage Christians or talk about how we "Deny the holy spirit"? Since you don't think that blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is the unforgivable sin, all I can tell you is this...

Mr. Blogton, you would be shocked to know that a Christian member at FreeThinkingTeens would disagree with you.


Stupid Blogton.

I'm going to sleep now. Bye! :)

Saturday, March 3, 2007

I'm saved.

Remember, I don't write all the blogs on this site, so I just want to let you guys know that I used to be a Christian. (The other contributors to this blog were not Christians.)

Anyway, keep reading, you'll see where I'm going with this.

Just the other day at FreeThinkingTeens, there was a debate and this Christian member, Tey, responded to a comment posted by an atheist that said he used to be a Christian. This was Tey's response.

You know it is impossible to lose salvation, right? Once saved, always saved. So either you were a Christian and still are, or you just weren't. I'm guessing the latter since you do deny the existence of God.

There you have it, folks. I'm saved and I'm going to heaven, because a Christian said that a former Christian like me could never lose salvation.

Heaven is going to suck, I'd rather be in Hell.

All my friends are going there.


Tey, (who happens to be a Christian at FreeThinkingTeens) was asked by American Atheist this:

But anyway, you agree that blaspheming is the unforgivable sin, but I'm not trying to start a debate about this...but why do some Christians believe that it's not the unforgivable sin?

Tey's response:
I'm not sure why they would. It's stated plain as day.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Christian has my home address!

There is this Christian named Tony, I used to debate with him and I would always pwn him, and this guy lives in my town.

Here's what happened, I got a message from him claiming that he got my home address.

I didn't believe him, but as a way to prove it, he sent me another message with my home address in it.

In a previous message, I told him that if he wanted to come to my house, then Tony and I can fight each other in a mixed martial arts street fight...he declined.

And this is his message where he wrote my home address. (I edited the address)

WARNING: His myspace default picture is a woman performing cunnilingus on another woman.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IM A MAN
Date: Mar 1, 2007 1:11 PM



All I know is that his first name is Tony, but I'll post more information about him as soon as I get it.

Hey Tony, if I get shot, everyone will know who did it!

This is proof that Christianity does nothing to make you a better person.

Blasphemy Challenge parody unfairly yanked from YouTube

Brian Lemming...uh, I mean, Flemming, posted a blog about this issue.