From here.
It's true-- I just happen to know one of the nurses who signed his cast post surgery. Apparently, Brian's penis was so large it was affecting various activities of daily living and so he opted to get it halved, and then halved again.
"Some might think a huge cock is an argument in favor of intelligent design" said Sapient, while eating ice cream in the recovery room, "but it just didn't fit in any of the places I wanted to put it in, and shoe horns were just not an option for us".
Brian's penis measured over 37 inches long, which qualified it as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act. The danger his large wanker posed to himself and others (especially the elderly) helped Brian make the decision for surgery, but really it was the taunting from school kids that made him opt for the surgeon's scalpel.
"If I had a nickel for every time I was called the human tripod, I'd be in the top 10 supporter list here for the rrs. A little known fact about the RRS is it originally stood for "rod reduction surgery" as I envisoned starting a support group for men with mega cocks. But, surgery didn't just take my dong, it took my faith as well. I'm no longer chained down, either by a behemoth of a scholng or the lord jesus. So, I decided rational response squad was my true calling versus another internet site about penises-- or is it penii?"
The compound was not immediately available for comment.
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Hmm, it's obvious that Miguel De Alba is into men's penises. Oh, well.
Hmm, it's not obvious that the person that posted that was a female contributor.
And Frank Walton is homophobic. Oh well.
I'm homophobic because I'm stating the obvious - that you're into men's penises. Hey, you stated that you were a bisexual in myspace. What more do you want?
Do you think that being bisexual is proof that someone is into men's penises?
(When the person can be into the man/woman's personality).
But if you do think that being bisexual is proof that you're into men's penises. Does that mean that heterosexual women are into penises and nothing else about the guy matters?
You seem to have something against people that are not heterosexual like you. Oh well.
What are you gonna do? Start a "bisexuality sucks" blog?
And we don't want nothing.
Do you think that being bisexual is proof that someone is into men's penises?
Oh, so, wanting to have sex with men has absolutely nothing to do with his sex organ, huh? Brilliant assessment, dude.
(When the person can be into the man/woman's personality).
But if you do think that being bisexual is proof that you're into men's penises. Does that mean that heterosexual women are into penises and nothing else about the guy matters?
First of all, you mentioned Sapient's penis, so I'm not saying necessarily that someone who is into the opposite sex find their genitals of extreme interest. You, however, stated the obvious, that you are into Sapient's penis and that you happen to be bisexual.
You seem to have something against people that are not heterosexual like you. Oh well.
Why do you so desperately want me to be gay, Miguel? I'm not into you, dude. I have a wife.
What are you gonna do? Start a "bisexuality sucks" blog?
I might.
And we don't want nothing.
But you do want Sapient's penis.
Oh, so, wanting to have sex with men has absolutely nothing to do with his sex organ, huh? Brilliant assessment, dude.
Didn't say anything about wanting to have sex with men.
First of all, you mentioned Sapient's penis, so I'm not saying necessarily that someone who is into the opposite sex find their genitals of extreme interest. You, however, stated the obvious, that you are into Sapient's penis and that you happen to be bisexual.
I did not say anything about Sapient's penis. You need to click the link we provided(in the blog) and you will see who really wrote the blog.
And we posted it here because it was funny.
Why do you so desperately want me to be gay, Miguel? I'm not into you, dude. I have a wife.
Who said anything about gay?
You are the one talking about bisexuals here.
But you do want Sapient's penis.
More irrationality from Frank...
Personally I love the Cock, did I mention that? I'm in the UFC, Ultimate Fag Championship.
THAT was hilarious!!!
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