Genesis 1:Gansta's Edition

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Genesis 1

1In tha beginn'n God created tha heaven n tha earth.

2And tha earth was witout form, n void; n darkness was upon tha face of tha deep cuz its a doggy dog world. And tha Spirit of God moved upon tha face of tha wata

3And God said, Let there be light: n there was light.

4And God saw tha light, that it was good: n God divided tha light from tha darkness.

5And God called tha light Day, n tha darkness he called Nizzay . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. And tha hatin' n tha morn'n were tha first day keep'n it real yo.

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in tha mizzay of tha wanna be gangsta n let it divide tha pusha from tha crazy ass nigga so you betta run and grab yo glock.

7And God made tha firmament, n divided tha pimp which were unda tha firmament from tha shot calla W-H-to-tha-izzich were above tha firmament: n it was so.

8And God called tha firmament Heaven. And tha frontin' n tha morn'n were tha second day.

9And God said, Let tha wata unda tha heaven be gathered wanna be gangsta unto one place, n let tha dry land appear: n it was so . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

10And God called tha dry land Earth; n tha blingin' togetha of tha wata called he Seas: n God saw that it was good yeah yeah baby.

11And God said, Let tha earth bring fizzorth grass, tha hizzy yield'n seed, n tha fruit tree yield'n fruit afta his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon tha earth . Nigga get shut up or get wet up: n it was so like this and like that and like this and uh.

12And tha earth brought fizzorth grass, n H-to-tha-izzerb yield'n seed afta his kind, n tha tree yield'n fruit, whose seed was in itself, rappa his kind: n God saw thiznat it was good.

13And tha ho-slappin' n tha morn'n wizzle tha third day.

14And God said, Let there be lights in tha firmament of tha heaven ta divide tha day from tha night; n let T-H-to-tha-izzem be fo` signs, n fo` seasons, n fo` days, n years:

15And let tizzy be fo` lights in tha firmament of tha heaven ta gizzle light upon tha earth fo' sheezy: n it was so.

16And God mizzle two bootylicious lights; tha killa light ta rule tha dizzle n tha playa light ta rule tha night like a motha fucka: he made tha stars also.

17And God set tizzy in tha firmament of tha heaven ta gizzle light upon tha earth,

18And ta rule over tha day n over tha night, n ta divide tha light from tha darkness mah nizzle: n God saw thizzay it was good . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..

19And tha even'n n tha dippin' were tha fourth day.

20And God said, Let tha shot calla bring fizzay abundantly tha mov'n creature that hizzy life, n fizzy tizzy may fly above tha earth in tha open firmament of heaven.

21And God created bootylicious whales, n every liv'n creature thiznat moveth, whiznich tha wata brought forth abundantly, afta they kind, n every winged fowl playa his kind thats off tha hook yo: n God saw T-H-to-tha-izzat it was good.

22And God blessed them, say'n, Be fruitful, n multiply, n fiznill tha motherfucka in tha seas, n let fizzle multiply in tha earth.

23And tha even'n n tha dippin' wizzle tha fifth day.

24And God said, Let tha earth bring fizzay tha ho-slappin' creature brotha his K-to-tha-izzind, cattle, n creep'n blingin' n beast of tha earth shot calla his kind: n it was so.

25And God made tha beast of tha earth shot calla his kind, n cattle motherfucka they kiznind, n every thing tizzle creepeth upon tha earth baller his kind: n God saw T-H-to-tha-izzat it was good . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.

26And God said, Let us makes dawg in our image, wanna be gangsta our likeness: n let tizzy hizzle dominion over tha fizzle of tha sea, n over tha fizzowl of tha air, n over tha cattle, n over all tha earth, n over every mackin' thing thiznat creepeth upon tha earth . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

27So God created dawg in his own image, in tha image of God created he hizzim; male n female created he them like a motha fucka.

28And God blessed thiznem, n God said unto them, Be fruitful, n multiply, n replenish tha earth, n subdue it: n have dominion over tha fish of tha sea, n over tha fizzle of tha air, n over every liv'n thing tizzle moveth upon tha earth . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

29And God said, Behold, I hizzle given you every hizzle bear'n seed, which is upon tha face of all tha earth, n every tree, in tha W-H-to-tha-izzich is tha fruit of a tizzy yield'n seed; ta you it shiznall be fo` meat.

30And ta every beast of tha earth, n ta every fowl of tha air, n ta every thing tizzle creepeth upon tha earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb fo` meat: n it was so.

31And God saw every thing thiznat he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And tha even'n n tha gang bangin' were tha sizzixth day.


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