Tagged!

I've been tagged by Intergalactic Hussy.  The following rules should explain the new blog meme.

We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.

Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

Don't forget to leave them each a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

Here are my eight random facts:

1. I'm right-handed.
   
2. I was born on December 25.
   
3. Graduated from high school at age 17. Stupid jocks.
   
4. I'm a big fan of boxing and the UFC. I've competed in grappling and boxing tournaments (and a few bare knuckle fights).
   
5. I still practice Jeet Kune Do, Judo, Muay Thai and submission grappling.
   
6. Also, I can speak 3 languages: English, Spanish, and Italian. (And a little bit of Dene Suline. I struggle speaking Dene.)
   
7. I love watching zombie movies. 28 Weeks Later kicked butt. Does anybody know of any new zombies movies that are coming out?
   
8. Nirvana, NIN, Sepultura and Devil Driver are my favorite bands.
   

The blogs I'm choosing to tag are: 
Noor.
Zach.
Ashley Schulte.
TXatheist.
Tori.

Ray Mercer got his shit ruined!!

Kimbo Slice beat Ray Mercer via submission (guillotine choke)! Oh well.


Source.

Also, BJ Penn defeated Jens Pulva.



***Update***

If you missed the Slice/Mercer fight, you can watch it here.

Brian Sapient had penis reduction surgery

From here.

It's true-- I just happen to know one of the nurses who signed his cast post surgery. Apparently, Brian's penis was so large it was affecting various activities of daily living and so he opted to get it halved, and then halved again.

"Some might think a huge cock is an argument in favor of intelligent design" said Sapient, while eating ice cream in the recovery room, "but it just didn't fit in any of the places I wanted to put it in, and shoe horns were just not an option for us".

Brian's penis measured over 37 inches long, which qualified it as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act. The danger his large wanker posed to himself and others (especially the elderly) helped Brian make the decision for surgery, but really it was the taunting from school kids that made him opt for the surgeon's scalpel.

"If I had a nickel for every time I was called the human tripod, I'd be in the top 10 supporter list here for the rrs. A little known fact about the RRS is it originally stood for "rod reduction surgery" as I envisoned starting a support group for men with mega cocks. But, surgery didn't just take my dong, it took my faith as well. I'm no longer chained down, either by a behemoth of a scholng or the lord jesus. So, I decided rational response squad was my true calling versus another internet site about penises-- or is it penii?"

The compound was not immediately available for comment.

Get god off our money, Sapient goes to dollar store

See it on youtube.


At the West Chester courthouse with Margaret Downey of FSGP.org.


See it on youtube.

Firewalking Debunked

Michael Shermer, publisher of Skeptic magazine and monthly columnist for Scientific American, tries his hand at firewalking barefoot across 1000-degree red hot coals and doesn't get burned. Dr. Shermer provides a scientific explanation for the mysterious phenomenon.

Muslim Cartoons

Muslim Sesame Street I: do the "Death to America" thing



Muslim Sesame Street III: Iranian TV cartoon contest



Muslim Sesame Street IV: "A" is for Angels, "S" for Suicide



Muslim Sesame Street V: Pepsi Cola, the Apes, Pigs and Jews



Hamas steals Mickey Mouse



Teaching Children to die for Allah in Palestine and Lebanon



For the TV camera, Palestinian Mother Sends Son to be Killed



Australian in Palestine account of children suicide bombers

China finds new species of big, bird-like dinosaur

Will they add this one to the Creationist Museum?



Link.

TV's 'Mr. Wizard' Don Herbert dies at 89

Source.

LOS ANGELES - Don Herbert, who as television's "Mr. Wizard" introduced generations of young viewers to the joys of science, died Tuesday. He was 89. Herbert, who had bone cancer, died at his suburban Bell Canyon home, said his son-in-law, Tom Nikosey.

"He really taught kids how to use the thinking skills of a scientist," said former colleague Steve Jacobs. He worked with Herbert on a 1980s show that echoed the original 1950s "Watch Mr. Wizard" series, which became a fond baby boomer memory.

In "Watch Mr. Wizard," which was produced from 1951 to 1964 and received a Peabody Award in 1954, Herbert turned TV into an entertaining classroom. On a simple, workshop-like set, he demonstrated experiments using household items.

"He modeled how to predict and measure and analyze. ... The show today might seem slow but it was in-depth and forced you to think along," Jacobs said. "You were learning about the forces of nature."

Herbert encouraged children to duplicate experiments at home, said Jacobs, who recounted serving as a behind-the-scenes "science sidekick" to Herbert on the '80s "Mr. Wizard's World" that aired on the Nickelodeon channel.

When Jacobs would reach for beakers and flasks, Herbert would remind him that science didn't require special tools.

"'You could use a mayonnaise jar for that,'" Jacobs recalled being chided by Herbert. "He tried to bust the image of scientists and that science wasn't just for special people and places."

Herbert's place in TV history was acknowledged by later stars. When "Late Night with David Letterman" debuted in 1982, Herbert was among the first-night guests.

Born in Waconia, Minn., Herbert was a 1940 graduate of LaCrosse State Teachers College and served as a U.S. Army Air Corps pilot during World War II. He worked as an actor, model and radio writer before starting "Watch Mr. Wizard" in Chicago on NBC.

The show moved to New York after several years.

He is survived by six children and stepchildren and by his second wife, Norma, his son-in-law said. A private funeral service was planned.

The Original Blasphemy Challenge

I would like to thank Pile for finding this.

Link.

A clear violation

By Darth Josh.

Thank you, Matt Slick for offering me my first analysis in the violation of your 501(c)3 status declared on the main page of CARM here:

http://www.carm.org/

Following links from that page takes us to:

http://www.carm.org/issues/homoagenda.htm



According to the IRS:
 

http://www.irs.gov/charities/charitable/article/0,,id=96099,00.html
 

In addition, it may not attempt to influence legislation as a substantial part of its activities and it may not participate in any campaign activity for or against political candidates.

It is unclear to me what 'substantial' means to the IRS.

However, I think it is a duty to let them know about Slick Matt's ministry.


http://www.irs.gov/compliance/enforcement/article/0,,id=106778,00.html

Perhaps more people filling out the form will draw attention. Any help will be appreciated. It's just a stamp.

Link.

Genesis 1:Gansta's Edition

Courtesy of www.gizoogle.com

Genesis 1

1In tha beginn'n God created tha heaven n tha earth.

2And tha earth was witout form, n void; n darkness was upon tha face of tha deep cuz its a doggy dog world. And tha Spirit of God moved upon tha face of tha wata

3And God said, Let there be light: n there was light.

4And God saw tha light, that it was good: n God divided tha light from tha darkness.

5And God called tha light Day, n tha darkness he called Nizzay . Snoop dogg is in this bitch. And tha hatin' n tha morn'n were tha first day keep'n it real yo.

6And God said, Let there be a firmament in tha mizzay of tha wanna be gangsta n let it divide tha pusha from tha crazy ass nigga so you betta run and grab yo glock.

7And God made tha firmament, n divided tha pimp which were unda tha firmament from tha shot calla W-H-to-tha-izzich were above tha firmament: n it was so.

8And God called tha firmament Heaven. And tha frontin' n tha morn'n were tha second day.

9And God said, Let tha wata unda tha heaven be gathered wanna be gangsta unto one place, n let tha dry land appear: n it was so . Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

10And God called tha dry land Earth; n tha blingin' togetha of tha wata called he Seas: n God saw that it was good yeah yeah baby.

11And God said, Let tha earth bring fizzorth grass, tha hizzy yield'n seed, n tha fruit tree yield'n fruit afta his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon tha earth . Nigga get shut up or get wet up: n it was so like this and like that and like this and uh.

12And tha earth brought fizzorth grass, n H-to-tha-izzerb yield'n seed afta his kind, n tha tree yield'n fruit, whose seed was in itself, rappa his kind: n God saw thiznat it was good.

13And tha ho-slappin' n tha morn'n wizzle tha third day.

14And God said, Let there be lights in tha firmament of tha heaven ta divide tha day from tha night; n let T-H-to-tha-izzem be fo` signs, n fo` seasons, n fo` days, n years:

15And let tizzy be fo` lights in tha firmament of tha heaven ta gizzle light upon tha earth fo' sheezy: n it was so.

16And God mizzle two bootylicious lights; tha killa light ta rule tha dizzle n tha playa light ta rule tha night like a motha fucka: he made tha stars also.

17And God set tizzy in tha firmament of tha heaven ta gizzle light upon tha earth,

18And ta rule over tha day n over tha night, n ta divide tha light from tha darkness mah nizzle: n God saw thizzay it was good . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this..

19And tha even'n n tha dippin' were tha fourth day.

20And God said, Let tha shot calla bring fizzay abundantly tha mov'n creature that hizzy life, n fizzy tizzy may fly above tha earth in tha open firmament of heaven.

21And God created bootylicious whales, n every liv'n creature thiznat moveth, whiznich tha wata brought forth abundantly, afta they kind, n every winged fowl playa his kind thats off tha hook yo: n God saw T-H-to-tha-izzat it was good.

22And God blessed them, say'n, Be fruitful, n multiply, n fiznill tha motherfucka in tha seas, n let fizzle multiply in tha earth.

23And tha even'n n tha dippin' wizzle tha fifth day.

24And God said, Let tha earth bring fizzay tha ho-slappin' creature brotha his K-to-tha-izzind, cattle, n creep'n blingin' n beast of tha earth shot calla his kind: n it was so.

25And God made tha beast of tha earth shot calla his kind, n cattle motherfucka they kiznind, n every thing tizzle creepeth upon tha earth baller his kind: n God saw T-H-to-tha-izzat it was good . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.

26And God said, Let us makes dawg in our image, wanna be gangsta our likeness: n let tizzy hizzle dominion over tha fizzle of tha sea, n over tha fizzowl of tha air, n over tha cattle, n over all tha earth, n over every mackin' thing thiznat creepeth upon tha earth . It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

27So God created dawg in his own image, in tha image of God created he hizzim; male n female created he them like a motha fucka.

28And God blessed thiznem, n God said unto them, Be fruitful, n multiply, n replenish tha earth, n subdue it: n have dominion over tha fish of tha sea, n over tha fizzle of tha air, n over every liv'n thing tizzle moveth upon tha earth . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome.

29And God said, Behold, I hizzle given you every hizzle bear'n seed, which is upon tha face of all tha earth, n every tree, in tha W-H-to-tha-izzich is tha fruit of a tizzy yield'n seed; ta you it shiznall be fo` meat.

30And ta every beast of tha earth, n ta every fowl of tha air, n ta every thing tizzle creepeth upon tha earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb fo` meat: n it was so.

31And God saw every thing thiznat he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And tha even'n n tha gang bangin' were tha sizzixth day.


Also, check out the tranlated version of the RRS site.

Story of Mormonism

He'll fuck you up!

How to create your own religion...

Like this.