Friday, June 29, 2007

Tagged!

I've been tagged by Intergalactic Hussy.  The following rules should explain the new blog meme.

We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.

Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.

At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

Don't forget to leave them each a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.




Here are my eight random facts:
  1. I'm right-handed.
  2. I was born on December 25.
  3. Graduated from high school at age 17. Stupid jocks.
  4. I'm a big fan of boxing and the UFC. I've competed in grappling and boxing tournaments (and a few bare knuckle fights).
  5. I still practice Jeet Kune Do, Judo, Muay Thai and submission grappling.
  6. Also, I can speak 3 languages: English, Spanish, and Italian. (And a little bit of Dene Suline. I struggle speaking Dene.)
  7. I love watching zombie movies. 28 Weeks Later kicked butt. Does anybody know of any new zombies movies that are coming out?
  8. Nirvana, NIN, Sepultura and Devil Driver are my favorite bands.


The blogs I'm choosing to tag are: 
Noor.
Zach.
Ashley Schulte.
TXatheist.
Tori.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Ray Mercer got his shit ruined!!




Kimbo Slice beat Ray Mercer via submission (guillotine choke)! Oh well.


Source.

Also, BJ Penn defeated Jens Pulva.



***Update***

If you missed the Slice/Mercer fight, you can watch it here.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Brian Sapient had penis reduction surgery

From here.

It's true-- I just happen to know one of the nurses who signed his cast post surgery. Apparently, Brian's penis was so large it was affecting various activities of daily living and so he opted to get it halved, and then halved again.

"Some might think a huge cock is an argument in favor of intelligent design" said Sapient, while eating ice cream in the recovery room, "but it just didn't fit in any of the places I wanted to put it in, and shoe horns were just not an option for us".

Brian's penis measured over 37 inches long, which qualified it as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act. The danger his large wanker posed to himself and others (especially the elderly) helped Brian make the decision for surgery, but really it was the taunting from school kids that made him opt for the surgeon's scalpel.

"If I had a nickel for every time I was called the human tripod, I'd be in the top 10 supporter list here for the rrs. A little known fact about the RRS is it originally stood for "rod reduction surgery" as I envisoned starting a support group for men with mega cocks. But, surgery didn't just take my dong, it took my faith as well. I'm no longer chained down, either by a behemoth of a scholng or the lord jesus. So, I decided rational response squad was my true calling versus another internet site about penises-- or is it penii?"

The compound was not immediately available for comment.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Firewalking Debunked

Michael Shermer, publisher of Skeptic magazine and monthly columnist for Scientific American, tries his hand at firewalking barefoot across 1000-degree red hot coals and doesn't get burned. Dr. Shermer provides a scientific explanation for the mysterious phenomenon.





Friday, June 15, 2007

Muslim Cartoons













Muslim Sesame Street I: do the "Death to America" thing







Muslim Sesame Street III: Iranian TV cartoon contest







Muslim Sesame Street IV: "A" is for Angels, "S" for Suicide







Muslim Sesame Street V: Pepsi Cola, the Apes, Pigs and Jews







Hamas steals Mickey Mouse







Teaching Children to die for Allah in Palestine and Lebanon







For the TV camera, Palestinian Mother Sends Son to be Killed







Australian in Palestine account of children suicide bombers





Wednesday, June 13, 2007